Paw-traits

Nope. Just bring yourself, your guests, and your opinions.

We’ve got cameras, mics, lighting, and everything already dialed in.

Click the booking button, pick a time, and lock it in.

That’s it. No phone calls. No back-and-forth. No emotional commitment.

Treats. Toys. Bribes.

Whatever gets your pet to temporarily respect you.

Yes. That’s the whole point.

No setup, no cables, no “wait, is this recording?”—you just sit down and start talking.

We keep it clean and professional:

• Canon R6 (Mark I) cameras

• Rode microphones

• Rodecaster Video setup

• Studio lighting designed to make you look like you have a real podcast

Great. That’s 90% of our clients.

We don’t expect perfection—we work with chaos and somehow make it look intentional.

Not at all.

It’s designed to be simple—but if you want extra peace of mind, we offer an on-site technician to monitor everything while you record.

Your pet sniffs everything like they just discovered the concept of smell.

We let them settle in, get comfortable, and then ease into the shoot.

No pressure. No rush. Just vibes.

Private session. No distractions. No awkward dog social politics.

Just your pet, your energy, and us trying to get eye contact for more than 0.3 seconds.

They make sure everything actually works.

Audio levels, camera angles, recording… all the things you don’t want to think about mid-sentence.

No problem.

We’ll upload your footage to you within 24 hours so you’re not leaving with anxiety and no files.

Yes—and you should be.

You might not think you’ll care now, but future you will.

(Also, your pet would like proof you existed.)

You leave with your footage immediately like a professional who planned ahead.

Totally normal.

We go at their pace, not yours. We’ve worked with everything from timid angels to full-blown chaos gremlins.

Yes—but let’s talk first.

More pets = more chaos = more strategy required.

Zero minutes.

That’s not an exaggeration.

Yes. It’s your time, your space, your podcast. No interruptions.

You’ll get your gallery within a few days (because waiting weeks is insane).

Then we retouch your selected images and send them over looking ✨expensive✨.

You’ll receive a full gallery to choose from, plus 3–5 professionally retouched images included.

Want more? You will. And yes, you can.

Very. It’s fully temperature controlled, so you won’t be sweating through your hot takes.

Ideal for small group conversations (2–4 people on set).

If you’re trying to host a panel of 12… we should talk first.

Absolutely not.

Honestly… it might make the photos worse.

Life happens. Just give us a heads up.

Last-minute changes = we cry internally (but we’ll work with you).

The set is designed to look great as-is, but small adjustments can be made depending on your needs.

Dogs, cats, and any animal that can exist in a room without committing a felony.

Perfect. Most people haven’t.

That’s why this exists.

• Bring an SSD → you leave with it same day

• No SSD → we send it within 24 hours

Either way, you’re covered.

We keep it clean and minimal so your pet is the star.

But if you have something specific in mind, bring it—we’re open to it.